Founded by Plinius during the Roman occupation of Gaul, Bluebottle Wine (or Tabernus Vinum Sarcophagidae as it was known in those days) still remains a family-run business. It is our extensive experience, assisted by our choice of unique wines, that has kept us at the forefront of supplying fine wines to toffs and plutocrats everywhere. Over the centuries we have travelled the globe to find the very best produce for our valued customers. We also sell and make vomitaria in the classic style.

Bluebottle Wine features only the world's most special wines, stored in proper cellars equipped with IKEA shelving, a couple of blow heaters with a cool setting, and a set of retractable steel steps.

Gonad
Arnold Gonad is the current proprietor. "Having lived in the Burgundy region and later in a Bordeaux institution, I've been around the grape most of my life. I handpick a selection of wines which I deem to be of some special interest and leave the mass market to others." He is unequivocal about quality. "I am unequivocal about quality," he says.

Wasted
Wine is one of the first things Man created. It has played many roles - in religious ceremonies, as a medicine and antiseptic, as a transformer of meals into feasts, and as a fuel for the ill-fated Andorran space project.

Hors d'oeuvre
Please feel free to order as many bottles of wine for your friends as you see fit.